We used to have a really funny paragraph here about how to use our security fart function, but had to remove it. Here are just a few of the useful, signature features of iFart®. Sure, there are lots of fart noise, fart soundboard and fart machine apps to choose from, but none have pop culture status like iFart®. (Popup will disappear after purchase restart)Īnd we think you'll get a kick out of our "Fart-O-Rater" fart.
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You get 35 Fart Sounds including favorites like Dirty Raoul, Wipe Out and The Brown Mosquito, plus features like Sneak Attack, Security Fart and Blast (which plays a random fart) Our “Sneak Attack” and "Security Fart" functions have pranked Millions! We started the fart app craze back in 2008 on iTunes and took the world by storm. To 84, or write to The Permissions Group Inc., 1247 Milwaukee Ave.The Original FART App - The World Famous iFart Copyright (c) 2009, The Day, New London, Conn.ĭistributed by McClatchy-Tribune Information Services. To see more of The Day, or to subscribe to the newspaper, go to The most expensive? "Bunny Farts Premium" for $7.99. Some of these apps are free most are 99 cents to $1.99. There's "Skunk," "Chicken," "Tootin Pooch," "PigFart," "Cow Fart CO2," "Monkey Fart" and "A Fly Fart."įinally, there's a whole subcategory of apps that combines all the aforementioned gassy hilarity with pictures of women in bikinis. There's a large variety of animal options as well. Poot" and "Full Body Explosion."įor people with more refined sensibilities, there are also the more, um, poetically named "Brown Noise" and "Western Wind."Īnd then there are all sorts of musical apps, such as the "Fart Piano," which allows you to play a small keyboard across "a whole octave!" But that's only the overture there are also "Human Harmonies," the "Farting Choir" and "Farthoven." There's "iStink," "iSmell," the "Armpit Fart," the "Fart & Burp Machine," "Fart, Puke and Burp," "Fartoholics" and "Buttman: Street Farter." There's "MEGA FART," "Easy Fart," "I LUV 2 FART," "Fart Express," the "Fart Box," the "Fart Flame Thrower" and something called the "Doomsday Button."
There's also the "Atomic Fart" and the "Ultimate Fart Machine," which allows you to record your own to play back later. There is, of course, "iFart Mobile," the "#1 Fart Machine" which offers everything from "sneak attacks" to "security farts" with a whole menu of items with names like "Jack the Ripper," the "Brown Mosquito" and "Burrito Maximo." Not only can these make your iPhone fart, you can e-mail farts to your friends. Oh sure, you can point to your cha-cha-cha-ing Tom DeLay, your tarantula-eating Patti Blagojevich, etc., but the true barometer of our culture's decline is as close as your iPhone.Ĭonsider the iPhone "app," which is a sophisticated little computer program that will allow your telephone to do something besides make a call.Īmong the thousands of apps available, there are no less than 400 that will enable your phone to - Um, how can I say this in a family newspaper? - fart.
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